Today's Ridiculous Deals
Premium Whoopee Cushion
$4.2$6.9
Our best-selling noise maker! Hours of annoying fun!
Fart Spray
$9.99$12.99
Clear any room in seconds! Smells authentic!
Meme T-Shirt
$15.99
Featuring outdated memes from 2012!
Rubber Chicken
$7.5
Makes that weird noise everyone loves!
Inflatable Banana
$3.99
It's a banana... but bigger!
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